Saturday, October 20


This picture was taken along the Clearwater River in northern Idaho, about the end of summer.
It's fall now, and the leaves have turned. The rains are starting; there's a freshness in the air. We've been living in this part of the country for going on four years now. A beautiful place to live and yet part of one's self is always tied to what they feel home is.



Home, for me, is the sagebrush, big skies, meadowlarks, wide vistas, and canyons of southern Idaho. It nice to know them both.



Monday, October 20

Humor




A merry heart doeth good like a medicine:

but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

Proverbs 17:22



GEORGE CARLIN

said it best about Martha Stewart

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her off to jail.








Okay, this is no joke. I really want you to
come over and clean my kitchen


Here's a salute to the man

BILL MURRAY

How do you beat

Groundhog Day and

What About Bob?

But seriously,

the man can act!

You need to see him in

LOST IN TRANSLATION

It's sophisticated.




I apologize right now, but Spider Pig
was funny! My grandson and I watched
this video on Youtube over and over.
We never stopped roaring.

"If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted?

George Carlin

This is one my grandson really loves.

He says, "Grandma, let's watch this forever!"

Now how did they do that?

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping
reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next
to a tree, something is wrong." George Carlin

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink
beer all day." George Carlin


Front

Back

My niece and I get endless delight making fun
of the hunting channel, especially when they
continue whispering after the animal's dead, ha!

  • He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me

  • Be sure and put ALL of that stink down

  • [Why did you kill him?] Because he's such a
    BEUUUUUTY!


Two hunters were out in the woods, and they were
lost. One said, "I think were lost." The other one said
"Shoot three times into the air and help will come."
So they shot and shot until one said, "This doesn't
seem to be working and we're almost out of arrows.

I don't know about you, but I can't
make it without my morning

Okay, so I'm an old lady. I can get away with this.

"When someone is impatient and says,
'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder,
How can that be? How can you not have
all day?"
George Carlin

Self Explanatory

Signs things are bad:

You inherit General Motors
and they outlaw cars

Someone calls you a travel agent
because you give them guilt trips

For Sale: One computer slightly used.
One bullet hole in screen

Definitions:

*ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents
bought, your parents got rid of, and
you're buying again

*FULL NAME: What you call your child
when you're mad at him/her

*FANCY RESTAURANT: One that serves
cold soup on purpose

*DERANGE: Where de buffalo roam

"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth.
Deal with it."

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language. Could it be that
"I do" is the longest sentence?"

"Women like silent men, they think they're
listening." GC

The Funny Papers were no longer

funny after Gary Larson left.

"If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?" George Carlin

People who made us laugh -- God Bless!


JTO & Bobby Duck




"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower
than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster
than you is a maniac?" George Carlin


My favorite of all -- The Continental

skit from Saturday Night Live - starring Christopher Walken

But first, a glass of fine champagna.

Thanks for lookin' in

(blonde jokes are NOT FUNNY!)

Sunday, October 19

Idaho Beauty


MY BEAUTIFUL IDAHO

To all of you Californians -- read no further.
Idaho is just a flat place with potato fields.
You won't like it here







Notellem Lake
We only got to go camping once this summer.
Sometimes life doesn't want to let you out of town.
We went to some beautiful lakes. It was just my
son, my grandson, and myself on a short, grab-it-while
-you-can trip, so unfortunately I did not have my
camera with me, but this is a good shot. The guys
enjoyed swimming in the lake. Other than four
teenagers laughing, playing, and swimming off a dock,
we had it all to ourselves. The beautyand simplicity
of it was profound.




Idaho Syringa - State Flower



Idaho Mountain Bluebird


Common Loon
My Grandson enjoyed throwing rocks in the lake. He
helped me cook, and he helped his Daddy by holding
tent pegs. Kicking rocks in the dirt was big fun. It
was a job keeping him covered all night. He kept
kicking out of his sleeping bag.
There were some mean horseflies in camp. We
sat by the smoke of the campfire to keep them away.
OUCH! Mosquitoes were thick this year too, but
bug spray did the trick for that. We enjoyed
watching the birds and squirrels that visited.
A loon kept splashing and calling across the lake
all night. He thought he owned it apparently --
turns out he did. He kept me awake for a long
time. We woke in the night, sensing something
outside our tent. In the morning, we found deer
tracks going by our tent. Ah, but that's what
camping is all about -- getting out with the
critters and sharing their world.




A former camping trip where my son made me
camp in a cow pasture on the side of a mountain.



Idaho is a state with so much beauty, it's hard to
ever leave.

The Idaho Rockies are spectacular
Stanley ID



Idaho Wild Flowers








Salmon River (River of No Return) -- Sawtooth Mountains



Del Gue: "I ain't never seen 'em, but my common sense
tells me the Andes is foothills, and the Alps is for children
to climb! Keep good care of your hair! These here is God's
finest scupturings! And there ain't no laws for the brave
ones! And there ain't no asylums for the crazy ones! And
there ain't no churches, except for this right here! And
there ain't no priests excepting the birds. By God, I are a mountain man, and I'll live 'til an arrow or a bullet finds
me. And then I'll leave my bones on this great map of the magnificent." Jeremiah Johnson 1972







Silver City (Ghost Town)



Idaho City, ID
One of our old mining towns still alive
today






Seven Devils Mountain Range

Hells Canyon -- Deepest Canyon in the U.S.

The grounds around Kirkwood Ranch,
Hells Canyon
on the Idaho side




Owyhee River




Pack String




Indian Paintbrush

Sagebrush
From desert canyons to working ranches,
Idaho has it all

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